STOP!
     Seriously, you all have to stop it.
Please?...
     Fine, let me put all of these rumors to bed once and for all. Then, finally, you might just all shut up about this.
For the last time:
I AM NOT THE FATHER OF BEYONCE'S BABY!

Alright? Can we move on now? 
This is how rumors get started.


I'll prove it to you as soon as the baby is born. 
If is comes out looking like Joe Camel...

then you know that it's Jay-Z's baby.




If it comes out looking anything like this guy...

then come back to me and we'll talk.
You might have a point...




Until then, however, leave me alone about it, OK? 
Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.




Of course, not as ridiculous as this...