Billions of years ago, life was created. It evolved from single-celled organisms to plankton to larger sea creatures, to amphibians, to land creatures, to primates, to early man, to advanced man, to the civilization we have today.
     All of this happened for one reason and one reason only...


...So that this weekend's "Gathering of the Juggalos" could happen and this picture could be taken there.




     By the way, I'm not exactly sure where in that list above Juggalos fall. Somewhere in the middle, I guess. They only breathe oxygen, right?