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     Have you ever watched one of those "Gangbang" porno movies? They're a pretty sickening affair no matter which way you slice them. To make one of these masterpieces you need several things. I will list these things in order of what I imagine is their difficulty to attain from easiest to hardest. First, you need at least one camera. Well, those are pretty easy to get these days, in fact, there's paparazzi out there who make their livelihoods with them and they barely know which end to point at the person who is flashing their crotch in front of them.
Next, you need a location to shoot in. I would imagine it would have to be a relatively big space too, since we have to get a bunch of guys, crew, fluffers and other invited guests. This brings me to my next item on the list: A bunch of guys. Now, these can't just be your average guys off the street, these have to be guys with some major, major, major issues of some kind or another. They're either crazed exhibitionists, remarkable perverts or pathetically sad shut-ins with no concept of actual human interaction with the opposite sex. They may also be all three, I don't want to entirely leave out that possibility. My point about them is that they are at the very least, attention starved and looking to humiliate themselves for some moment of "Fame" and a meager paycheck.
     Rounding out the list, and looking for a significantly bigger paycheck, is the girl. Due to years of abuse at home (Probably an selfish, overbearing and insensitive mother and a father who probably died to soon to give her a proper male role model)  this girl has been warped to the point where she's completely destroyed herself emotionally. Having found a shameful and pathetic niche of notoriety to occupy, she is merely a glitter-encrusted shell where a human once had the chance to grow, but none did. Like a pot of dirt where a flower is supposed to be, but alas, no water. She lies there, waiting to be picked clean by a horde of people who are every bit as empty as she. The worst part is that she feels no shame in it. How could she? That section of her brain shattered years ago.
     The best/worst moment in videos like this is the very end. After the endless nauseating and monotonous horror is almost over, there will be one man left. The last guy in line. The "Closer", if you will. He will stand, like the Mariano Rivera of degradation, waiting to put the whole sad show to an end. The final guy (For now) in a seemingly endless cavalcade of attention-starved morons. Can you imagine being that guy for a second? What must that feel like? Stepping in there right before the cheap, bought-in-bulk towels are thrown on the girl before the shower that will do virtually nothing to clean her. Put yourself in either of their pairs of shoes for as many seconds as you can possibly tolerate. It really is the very worst our culture can be, isn't it?




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HAVE A GREAT WEDDING YOU GUYS!
XOXOXO   

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