I had a great dream last night that I was in Pittsburgh. Every food item was made of bacon, including a frisbee-sized bacon disk with a stack of bacon on top. Every TV was either playing a Penguins game or 80's porn which were all run off of laserdiscs from installed wall units. Every person was very nice but tough with bad teeth and an extensive knowledge of zombies and what to do when they inevitably attack mankind. 
     I've never actually been to Pittsburgh, but according to my dream, it may very well be the greatest place on earth. 
Accurate dream? I have no idea. Great dream? Absolutely.