Does anyone know if the good people at Hostess still make Pudding Pies? 
     I'm rapidly approaching rock bottom and I'd like to see if I can get just a little bit lower. These little, completely chemical created, 525 calorie kidneys of shame are exactly what I need to get there. Much like the Cylons before me, I have a plan.
     Any leads would be greatly appreciated. Expired ones (If these things have anything in them that DOES expire) are not preferred, but are still acceptable.

Help a honkey out, would you? 

Little known fact: In the 70's, Marvel superheroes used to use these little babies to catch super-villains. They're that good. 
Seriously, look it up.