1.) Clean locker.
2.) Play a nice, relaxing game of golf.
3.) Check to make sure that teammates have not been replacing Propecia with "Cool-Whip" this entire time.
4.) Work on achieving life-long goal of being able to touch bottom lip to top lip, effectively "closing" mouth.
5.) Visit hometown, resisting urge to refer to it as a "Dump"... again.
6.) Play a game of Jenga, work on not collapsing.
7.) Look at Detroit Tigers roster. Figure out where you would bat in the lineup, hypothetically. 
8.) Pre-order MLB 2K12.
                                                                                          9.) Weep.
                                                                                         10.) Repeat