Today is the Major League Baseball trade deadline. A bunch of trades were made by contending teams looking to get better and hopeless teams looking to add players for their futures. I care very little about most of this, however, one trade was made at the deadline that I think deserves to be brought to everyones attention.
This is Charlie Furbush:
He's a Tigers pitcher and he was just traded for this man,
Mariners Pitcher Doug Fister
I'm sure that you'll all be happy to know that the Fister-Furbush trade went down without a hitch.
That is the dirtiest sentence you will read today.
Thank you, Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers, for keeping my mind where it belongs, firmly entrenched in the gutter.
Now please rise for the national anthem...