It looks like I shall be spending this Veteran's Day celebrating in the same way that I do every year:
Masturbating to selected scenes from Ridley Scott's classic, "G.I. Jane".
Got a problem with that? If so, why do you hate our troops/America/my penis?
Two of those three are unforgivable. The third is a genuine question that I've always wanted to know the answer to.
Little help?