The X-Games are in town. There is one thing and one thing only that I like about the X-Games and that is this:
Guys who seriously hurt themselves doing stupid stuff meant to be done by little kids. Here's hoping for a nice, old-fashioned fatality or two, preferably doing something as infantile as possible. LIttle known fact, if you die while wearing a Monster Energy Drink wool cap, you are an embarrassment not just to yourself, but your entire family line and all the way back to the primordial ooze that first generated life on this planet. At least that ooze had the good sense not to ride a bicycle down a handrail for no good reason whatsoever.